Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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