is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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