why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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