If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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