I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
