I smell stomach acid.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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