its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
