That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
accomplished twins. life is a go
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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