Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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