idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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