he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He passed out mid-signature
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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