i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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