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(248): View more from Michigan

Is that you in the white hat?

(248): View more from Michigan

Fine suit yourself

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.

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what did you do?

(203): View more from Connecticut

i asked her out. that's so hot.

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(707): View more from California

I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.

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(619): View more from California

Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

sex on a bike is impossible

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challenge accepted

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