Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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