Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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