i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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