I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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