yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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