does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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