I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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