Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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