And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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