Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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