How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Found your dick twin last night
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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