quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I have already put on my inside pants.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Randomize
