Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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