Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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