How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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