you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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