Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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