wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I have post one night stand depression
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