On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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