I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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