id be glad to
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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