your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
