love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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