just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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