I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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