idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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