You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
