lets start a swedish sibling band together
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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