They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
We named our party play list daddy issues
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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