lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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