I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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