so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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