i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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