Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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