I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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