"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
