Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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