i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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