Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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