There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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